Public Transport Commentator Mugs

'That's the trouble with this country - one snowflake and everything grinds to a halt!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

A Train Conductor.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.