'That's the trouble with this country - one snowflake and everything grinds to a halt!'
Public Transport Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the public transport commentator? Perfect for those who love discussing transit systems, sharing funny stories, or making clever observations about buses and trains, these products add a humorous twist to their daily commute and conversations. Celebrate their enthusiasm with a charming, witty present that sparks smiles and conversation.
Is Driving Doomed?
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Replacement Bus Spotters.
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
Commuters waiting at UFO stop.
Cinderella waits at bus stop.
Latest Railway Marvel.
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
The next fast train has gone.
HS2
Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
'We don't keep cash on the premises.'
Bus for Giraffes.
"Don't make eye contact..."
"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."
Bus Stop
"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."
"I took the road less travelled..."
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'
"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."
'You should all be wearing helmets'
What Holds the Subway Together?
Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential
"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"
The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue
A Train Conductor.
Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses
"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."
"He misses his commute ."
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'
Public Transport Commentator Gifts Collection
Public Transport Commentator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for public transport commentators who want to start their day with some humor and personality.
Public Transport Commentator Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring clever transit jokes and designs, ideal for anyone who loves to relax and laugh about their commute.
Public Transport Commentator Prints
Browse our fun and engaging prints celebrating public transport commentary, perfect for decorating a transit lover’s space.
Public Transport Commentator T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for transit enthusiasts who love to showcase their passion and sense of humor about public transport.