Public Transport Announcer Gifts

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Gymnast's Commute

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Communication

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Annoucement

Listenin' in

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"This is Platform Two - All change...Exterminate!!!!"

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Fare Evader

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

'Coming to you live. Straight from his last job. Let's have a big round of applause!'

"Great! You're hired."

'Hi I'm on the train...still'

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Cab drivers exchange insults after bumping into each other.

" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."

Replacement Bus Service