Mass Transit Advocate T-Shirts

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Planned service changes

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"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

The bus home.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"It'll have to come down."

Subway Chanteys

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

End Of The Line

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Train Arrivals

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Journey to work on the train.

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Exit Turnstile

Commuting