Public Transport Advocates T-Shirts

'I'd like a return to 1950.'

Face coverings are required on public transport.

"Personally, I'd have preferred more transit cops."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

SF NO

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Doubledecker bus stop

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

They Always Say That

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential