Wandering Philosopher T-Shirts

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Emergency Phone.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

FAQs.

Future Tents

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Religion & Economics.

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Lost and forgotten department

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Caution - Poet at work

No crawling sign in the desert.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"First, I set the mood."

'Bloody warmongers!'

G7

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'