Summer Philosopher T-Shirts

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Nation-building never works."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Future Tents

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.