
Lazy people have no leisure time.
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the leisure philosopher’s love of reflection and wit. Perfect for sipping and pondering, these mugs make their coffee or tea moments even more meaningful.
Lazy people have no leisure time.
"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
At the 2021 Religious Games
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
Winter Weather.
'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'
"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"
"Do you think the birds like me?"
"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."
We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.
Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.
Philosopher trading cards.
'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'
"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."
'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'
Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.
'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'
'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'
'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'
"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."
Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
'How did he make the world in six days?'
"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"
'Let there be cool.'
The Meaning of Life
The Farmer Sutra.
'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'
"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."
'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"
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