Leisure Skeptic Mugs

Workaholic on a cruise

On holiday.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Open House of Horrors

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Feathered frenzy

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'Why not just buy a tube?'

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'