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'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Things that scare Jimmy

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Don't have nightmares!

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."