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'George, come back down before you lose your nerve.'

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Things that scare Jimmy

Don't have nightmares!

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'