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'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

The Board of Fear

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Bin Laden

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."