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"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Monster under the bed.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

Don't have nightmares!

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

Bin Laden

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.