Fearless Kid Pillows

'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Bin Laden

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

The Board of Fear

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'