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Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Who wants to go first?"

Clown Nightmares

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."