Fearless Cyclist T-Shirts

Man on bike sees beast in mirror.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Casual skydiving.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Clown Nightmares

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Who wants to go first?"

Starting is the scariest part.

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'