Fearless Cyclist Mugs

Man on bike sees beast in mirror.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Bicycle Sidecar.

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Casual skydiving.

Clown Nightmares

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Who wants to go first?"

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Starting is the scariest part.

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."