Fearless Climber Mugs

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Monster under the bed.

Things that scare Jimmy

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Don't have nightmares!

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'