Fearless Water Explorers Gifts

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Bring your own inflatable.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Distracting the fish.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'