Serene Striker Gifts

Tai Chi

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It is my place!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Windchimes

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Heaven's Way

Fishing

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

The perils of group meditation...

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"I came up here to meditate...but I do a little stock trading on the side."

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"

When still waters don't run deep.

'Still, small voice of calm..'

"I've never liked his stillness."

Transcendental Hygienist