Symphony Sage Gifts

Gustav Holst

George Martin

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

One way only.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Fumes from furniture

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Oscar Wilde

This one needs re-booting!

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'You win.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

'I don't get it. How can you say Leno is better than Letterman?'

Large hi fi.