Musical Sage Gifts

'You win.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Wikipedia...

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Music producers.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

George Martin

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Gustav Holst

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Bishop with a crozier case.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)