Musical Sage Pillows

'You win.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Music producers.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Gustav Holst

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Bishop with a crozier case.

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.