Steroid Sage Prints

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

One way only.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!