Stock Sage Mugs

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"The market was very volatile today."

'We did bounce around for a while, but as you can see, we're now back on course.'

The Art of Economic Analysis.

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Down Jo_es.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

I forget, is it buy low sell high or sell low buy high?'

Long and Short Term Investments.

A fortune cookie for investors.

'Blue chip stocks fell on fears tech stocks would rise. Tech stocks dropped on fears blue chips would rise.'

Say, aren't you the fellow who recommended I invest in all those now defunct techno stocks?

Investor's Nightmare.

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'Buy on the dips, Dip!'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'This equation of economic theory attempts to predict the results of a speculative trade, a day after it is placed.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"Today stock index funds gained, on news that managed funds dropped."

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

'Investment advice? Sure...whatever goes up must come down.'

'Have an up day in heavy trading, dear!'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing you still have a sense of humour...

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

Stock market full recovery?

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'Oh Lord, bless this stock.'