Wall Street Sage Gifts

"What is it about me that makes people mistrust my investment advice?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Wall Street Couch

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Twitter censorship

It can be taken up at any age....

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

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