Savings Sage Prints

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

"No, I paid the electric bill."

'Remember kids....life's not all about looking good - it's what's on the inside that counts...'

'All of my money is in a high interest account - everyone's highly interested in it.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'Don't spend money I don't have, eh! Always, a simple solution to a complex problem!'

A wiser and a better man

Trusting

'Grandpa says there are good banks and bad banks, and I hope you're a good bank.'

ATM machine has smiley and frowning faces

Man throws his piggy bank into the ocean, taking him with it.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

It's the biofuel generation.

The Authentic Christmas.

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Climate Summit

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."