Storage Sage Prints

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Wikipedia...

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

A wiser and a better man

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."