Sandbox Sage Prints

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

That kid's all business.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Computer spying.

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'