A look into the future?!
Spending Sage Prints
Decorate your space with prints that showcase the charm of a spending sage. Quirky and clever, they celebrate the art of budgeting with a creative flair.
"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Annual run-off at the mouth.
Lady of the bath...
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."
Turning Japanese: I really think so.
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.
'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'
The Paper Route
"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"
Three Witches from Macbeth
"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."
One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer
"Less roman, more clef."
A wiser and a better man
"It doesn't say, son, who they pawned the kittens off on after the flood."
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."
Sylvia Plath
When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.
' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's
'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'
Trusting
"Pecos Bildungsroman"
"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."
"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
Punch and Judy Sales Conference
'The Merry Men are NOT groupies!'
Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.
"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."
Tragedy and Material
"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)
Spending Sage Prints Collection
Spending Sage Mugs
Explore our mugs that celebrate clever spending and financial wisdom—perfect for gifting or your own daily dose of humor.
Spending Sage Pillows
Check out pillows that add a humorous touch to your home decor, celebrating the clever spending person in your life.
Spending Sage T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that highlight the witty side of budgeting mastery—ideal for casual wear and making a humorous statement.