Questioning Sage Prints

There's no such thing as a stupid question. I don't get it --- What does that mean?

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

That party went well.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"We've invented a new word!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Voltaire

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

God finger

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Manspreading in Art

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

Barry Cryer.

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

White House Correspondents' Dinner: Featuring the Comedian-in-Chief.

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.