Shopping Sage Gifts

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Customers Wanted

"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"

Agoraphobic's shrine

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

A rejoinder.

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'But, Melanie -- you can't base your entire life on layaway plans!'

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

'If you want to see something real cheap, look in this mirror.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

One way only.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

A wiser and a better man

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Trusting

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."