Shopping Sage Gifts

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Customers Wanted

"No, it's my husband that's expired. Is his credit card still good?"

Agoraphobic's shrine

A rejoinder.

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'But, Melanie -- you can't base your entire life on layaway plans!'

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

'If you want to see something real cheap, look in this mirror.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

One way only.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

A wiser and a better man

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."