
"I agree. They should display the milk a bit closer to the checkout."
If you know someone who is a shopaholic sage, they likely have a knack for turning shopping into an art form. Our collection features fun and witty products that celebrate their passion for retail therapy. Perfect for adding a touch of humor to their shopping adventures or for gifting a lighthearted reminder of their stylish obsession. Whether it's on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, our items are designed to bring a smile to any shopaholic's face.
"I agree. They should display the milk a bit closer to the checkout."
Killer Executive Suits.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
'What do you do with the time you save?'
'She's so put together!'
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
New Shoes.
Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"I shop, therefore I am."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
Mister Pretty Shoes
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'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?
Kensington Fluffies
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."
'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
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Explore our collection of shopaholic sage mugs, perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and style.
Discover our shopaholic sage pillows to add a playful touch to their home or office decor.
Browse our shopaholic sage prints for artwork that celebrates their shopping obsession with wit and color.
Check out our shopaholic sage t-shirts to wear their love for shopping proudly and humorously.