
"I agree. They should display the milk a bit closer to the checkout."
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"I agree. They should display the milk a bit closer to the checkout."
Killer Executive Suits.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
'What do you do with the time you save?'
'She's so put together!'
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
New Shoes.
Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"I shop, therefore I am."
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
Mister Pretty Shoes
Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!
'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'
Woman thinking about luxuries.
Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?
Kensington Fluffies
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."
'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
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