Satirical Shopping Sage T-Shirts

Dress up their sassy side with our witty t-shirts that celebrate the satirical shopping sage’s love for humor and sarcasm. Perfect for making a statement while shopping or chilling!

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"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing." mockup

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

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British savings accounts

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you? mockup

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

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They get into debt so fast these days...

They get into debt so fast these days... mockup

They get into debt so fast these days...

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Pirates at the mall.

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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What if retail stores behaved like websites?

What if retail stores behaved like websites? mockup

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

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Justice

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The 11th Commandment

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Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours. mockup

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

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"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!" mockup

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

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Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!' mockup

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

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How To Cut The Defense Budget

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God finger

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Manspreading in Art

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"How much is the sign?"

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A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale". mockup

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

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'How do I know if it's seaworthy?' mockup

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

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'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.' mockup

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

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"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!" mockup

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

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"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you." mockup

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

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'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!' mockup

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

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Customers Wanted

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'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?' mockup

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

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'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.' mockup

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

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'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.' mockup

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

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"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!" mockup

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

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Great moments in shopping

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Satirical Shopping Sage T-Shirts Collection

Satirical Shopping Sage Mugs

Discover more witty mugs perfect for the satirical shopping sage, and add some humor to their morning routine.

Satirical Shopping Sage Pillows

Explore funny and ironic pillows that bring humor and personality to any space, designed for the satirical shopping sage.

Satirical Shopping Sage Prints

Browse our collection of humorous prints that celebrate the sharp mind and wit of the satirical shopping sage, perfect for decorating with a punch.