Satirical Shopping Sage T-Shirts

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

They get into debt so fast these days...

Pirates at the mall.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Justice

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Manspreading in Art

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

God finger

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"How much is the sign?"

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Customers Wanted

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

White House Correspondents' Dinner: Featuring the Comedian-in-Chief.