Shopping Spree Satirist T-Shirts

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Sign Reform

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Pirates at the mall.

They get into debt so fast these days...

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

"We could go out to eat every night and cut our grocery bill to nothing."

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Low income vampires.

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

"So if I'm to understand you correctly, this 'engineered athletic footwear' with its 'extended torsion system' is also a sneaker?"

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."