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'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"The flowers, the perfume, the poetry, the promises. Man, I love shopping"

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Shoes.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

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"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."