Style Sage Gifts

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Winter Collection

"Lose the cap."

Are your cowhide coats any good?

Bad hair day

"But one of the new zeitgeist turns out to be the same as the old zeitgeist!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

'So then after living as a down and out for six years, remarkably, you retrained as a fashion designer. So tell me. Where do you get your inspiration?'

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

'They're too wide. I have to take two steps before the pants move.'

Style or Parody? - You Decide.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Music producers.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'