My flight back into town was kind of scary. It was so foggy, I couldn�t see the wingtips. Next time, wear penny loafers. They shiny pennies make them easier to see than wing tips.
Shoe Style Sage Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for someone passionate about shoe style? Discover handpicked items featuring clever artwork that captures their shoe obsession, from humorous mugs to stylish prints. Perfect for fashion lovers and footwear aficionados alike.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'
"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"
'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'
'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'
"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."
Melissa's Mark Prediction Service
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'
'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'
'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'
'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."
"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."
"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."
"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."
The Return of Guarded Optimism
"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
A fortune cookie for investors.
'This course is a great ego builder.'
Customers Wanted
The Stock Market and Personal Income.
China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'
Shoe Style Sage Gifts Collection
Shoe Style Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate shoe lovers and style connoisseurs, with witty and creative designs perfect for your shoe enthusiast.
Shoe Style Sage Pillows
Bring comfort and creativity together with pillows that highlight shoe style and artistry—perfect for the dedicated shoe enthusiast.
Shoe Style Sage Prints
Browse our vibrant print collection that captures the essence of shoe fashion and creative passion for stylish decor.
Shoe Style Sage T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for shoe lovers, featuring clever artwork and stylish prints that showcase their fashion passion.