Shoe Style Sage Gifts

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

Customers Wanted

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'