Sustainable Sage Pillows

'Apparently it's something to do with our methane gas output.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

A wiser and a better man

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

Climate Summit

The oil trap.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Saguaro Cacti.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"But deep down you must have wanted to change."

The perils of overwork.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

Pathway to adaptation

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.