Stable Sage Pillows

Groom teling visitors about an erratic horse

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

One way only.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

The Authentic Christmas.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."