Sustainability Sensei Gifts

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Climate Crisis

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

The original paperless office

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."