Sustainability Sensei Gifts

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Just Stop Boil

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

The original paperless office

100% carbon neutral

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."