Startup Sage Gifts

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Career Choices

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Between Offices

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Music producers.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."