Tv Series Sage Gifts

Worshiping the TV.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

IMHOtep

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"I have no head for show business."