Tv Series Sage T-Shirts

Worshiping the TV.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

IMHOtep

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Getting to Know You

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"I have no head for show business."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'