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'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

I should probably get out more.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

One way only.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

IMHOtep

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Computer spying.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

Gawk

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"