Small Screen Sage Prints

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

I should probably get out more.

Graduates on their phones

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Wikipedia...

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

One way only.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

IMHOtep

Computer spying.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

Gawk