Screen Sages Prints

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Internet Cafe.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Computer spying.

Computer whisperer.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Gawk

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

Mind control

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'