Screen Saver Sage Prints

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I'm bored."

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Graduates on their phones

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

A wiser and a better man

IMHOtep

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"God, I love this show!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Trusting

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Computer spying.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Cool game!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Mind control