Screen Sages Mugs

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Graduates on their phones

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Internet Cafe.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"God, I love this show!"

Computer spying.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Computer whisperer.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

"Cool game!"

Mind control