Cinema Sages Mugs

The Lawyer of Oz

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Pessimists v Optimists.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Computer spying.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Computer whisperer.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Gawk

Jules Henri Poincare

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."